Funny Stories

Mysterious Deaths At ICU

 In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in
the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 am, regardless
of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some
even thought it had something to do with the super natural. No
one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths occurred
around 11:00 AM Sunday, so a worldwide team of experts was
assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents. The next
Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 AM all of the
doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see
for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about.
Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books, and other holy
objects to ward off the evil spirits. Just when the clock
struck 11:00 , Pookie Johnson, the part-time Sunday sweeper ,
entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so he
could use the vacuum cleaner.

Please Pay Postage For Your Bombs

Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a
letter bomb.  It came back with 'Return to Sender' stamped on
it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to
bits. God is Good!